Three
Swedish switched witches watch three swiss swatch watches switches. Which Swedish
switched witch watch which swiss swatch watch which?
Shep
schwab shopped at scott’s schnapps shop; one shot of scott’s schnaps stopped
schwab’s watch.
Top
chopstick shops stock top chopsticks
S
and SH:
Should
saucy sharks seek shelter soon?
The
sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick.
She
sits and shines shoes
And when she sits she shines all day
A
skunk sat on a stump.
The skunk thought the stump stunk.
The stump thought the skunk stunk.
Sister
Suzy's sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill at sewing shirts
my shy young sister Suzy shows
Some soldiers send epistles
Saying they'd sooner sleep on thistles
Than the short serge shirts for soldiers
shy young sister Suzy sews.
Sister
Susie went to sea
To see the sea, you see.
The sea she saw was a saucy sea,
A sort of saucy sea saw she.
Crisp
B and BL:
Barren
Beacon Beckons Bacon Baron
Good
Blood, Bad Blood, Good Blood, Bad Blood, etc.
Red Blood, Blue Blood, Red Blood, Blue Blood, etc.
Red
lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, etc.
Red
lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, etc.
A
big black bug bit a big black bear
and the big black bear bled blood.
This
black bug bled blue-black blood
while the other black bug bled blue.
Better
Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
So she bought some better butter
Put it in her bitter batter
And it made her bitter batter better
When
tweedle beetles battle
With paddles in a puddle
They call it a tweedle beetle puddle paddle battle.
Dr. Seuss
Subtle
Difference Between W and WH:
Which
witch whined when the wine
was spilled on the wailing whale?
"I
don't care a whit for your wit or whims,"
said Warren Wharton.
Whether
the weather be cold
Or whether the weather be hot
Whatever the weather we'll weather the weather
Whether we like it or not.
M
and N:
Imagine
an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
She
stood upon the balcony, inimically mimicking him
hiccupping while amicicably welcoming him in.
Any
noise annoys an oyster,
but an noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
you
know New York
you need New York
you know you need unique New York
Bobby
Bibby bought a bat
Bobby Bibby bought a ball
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldy Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
Boo! cried Bobby, Bad luck, ball!
Bad luck, Bobby, Bad Luck ball.
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bibby's blowing bubbles.
Black
Bart was a smart marksman.
R and T
Round
the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran
Rosco
the rum runner rubbed out Rudy the rat
for ruining his rum running receipts.
Thistle
sticks sixty six thousand and six thistle sticks
Theophulous
Thistle, the thistle sifter
thrust
a thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
My
dame hath a lame tame crane.
My dame hath a crane that is lame.
Oh gentle Jane, doth my dame's lame tame crane
leave and come home again?
What
a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two;
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
Give
me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
Not a supersheet seersucker ruck sack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.
Dr. Seuss
"Will
you walk a little faster," said the whiting to the snail.
"There's a porpoise close behind us
and he's treading on
my tail.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance.
They are waiting on a shingle;
will you come and
join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you
Will you join the dance?
Won't you, will you, won't you, will you,
Won't you join the dance?"
Lewis Caroll
Peter
Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
I
saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
How
many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
How
can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Send
toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
by
Raymond Weisling
Sheena
leads, Sheila needs.
The
thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Clean
clams crammed in clean cans.
Six
sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
To
sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
by
W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado
If
Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Luke
Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
from
Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks
Santa's
Short Suit Shrunk
One-one
was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Six
sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
Gobbling
gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
How
many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good
cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
